Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Just a few facts about Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

-Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.

-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

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