Today is the first annual Bell's Bike Shop hipster ranking. Who is the
biggest hipster of all? Well apparently....
This all started because they won't shut up with calling
me a hipster constantly and I'm all like oh real offensive that you're
telling me that I am pretty much super cool and hip and ahead of
my time because that is technically what a hipster is. So
thank you, I am happy to be the hippest person here.
I'm gonna give the second position to Erin "Diamond Girl" McCurdy.
She is a girl dj, hates most everything anyone else likes, and she's
wearing a tee shirt of a picture of herself looking cool, while drinking
a Sparks, and her boyfriend has a rattail so, I mean she is a shoe in.
This one is a toss up. I mean, Chuck definitely fits the mold of a hipster, gets called
out for his tight pants on a daily basis, wears a beanie in 90 degree weather, and listens
to Roscoe Dash. But Steve Bell....he owns a fucking bike shop...so....Tie.
This is a weird one. Francis Ertl is probably the biggest hater so that
could make him the BIGGEST hipster. I'm sorry Frank but you are wearing a
cutoff denim vest from your BIKE GANG, you drink cheap beer at the El Bar
and are the biggest music snob at this bike shop. You lose.